Attention Walmart Shoppers!

You have no idea how exhausting it can be putting on tight purple sweat pants. Pensacola ,Florida  

Don't laugh!  Its okay, because today is combination Casual Friday and Crazy  Hair Day, all rolled into one. College Station, Texas 

Apparently, this dude doesn't know whether he's homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, or asexual.  However, if you look up

the word 'Transgender' in the dictionary...BINGO!

  There you will see a picture of  dear old flaming

'Lester' in his boots.  Laguna Niguel , California 

Packing this rear in camouflage shorts is like trying to hide an elephant behind a squirrel. Seattle , Washington 

 

And men claim they can't meet classy women in

stores?   Go figure!   Louisville , Kentucky 

For my own sanity, I have to assume that this woman is shoplifting  

two pork roasts in her shirt .... simply

because there is no possible way that can be

anything other that two pork roasts in her shirt.

Can't be!  Forestdale , Alabama 

No way, Laquanda, absolutely not!  That

 outfit does not at all  make you look like a Hooker.  Midlothian , Virginia

It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with

creamed corn and  door knobs.   Houston , Texas 

This is perfectly understandable. This one was just

on her way to the Country Club when she

 remembered she needed some coffee and

a couple of yoga  videos.  Besides, she

thought to herself, I'll just throw on these

 gray shorts and I'll be smokin'.  Nashville , Tennessee 

Is that a baby dangling from her waist like a fanny

pack?  I don't believe I've ever seen anything like that before.  The only  thing wrong with thegene pool around the Ozarks   is there's no lifeguard.  

 Fort Smith , Arkansas

I love talking with her, because she always seems so surprised and interested in what I have to say. Grand Rapids , Michigan 

Holy Golden Illusions of Grandeur, I gotta get me that outfit!  Alpharetta , Georgia 

I have infinite admiration for the sheer strength

 of good quality denim.  Moreover, I will be eternally thankful if  'Honeysuckle's' jeans wait until she reaches the truck to explode.  Seriously, they should consider using denim on the next NASA space shuttle.  Spring, Texas 

For those times when you need fried okra and chicken strips so  badly, that you just can't wait for the  bleach to set.  Oxford , Mississippi 

 

Someone else can try to figure out what she's doing,

because  I have to go wash my eyes out  with bleach - like right now

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